Nashville For Morons Comedy Tour

This tour blends real Nashville stories with quick comedy, musical moments, and lively performances as the Moron Twins deliver their own wild spin on Music City’s past. You will hear about country icons, local legends, memorable events, and the odd stories that rarely make it into the history books. The Twins keep things moving with costume changes, improvised jokes, and playful commentary as the trolley rolls through Nashville.

• A comedy trolley tour 90 minutes in length.
• One rest stop included.
• Tour is rated PG-13 and guests must be 13 and up.
• The consumption of beer, ale, wine, or other alcoholic beverages upon or within a seated sightseeing vehicle is strictly prohibited.
• Seated sightseeing vehicle passengers must remain seated at all times when the vehicle is in operation.

Nashville for Morons Trolley Tour is a 90-minute comedy show on wheels that takes you through Music City with fast jokes, silly skits, musical bits, and plenty of Nashville history. The Moron Twins, Dannie and Danny, guide the entire ride with their unfiltered take on the city’s past and present. The tour includes a midway stop so guests can stretch and grab a drink before the fun continues.

Duration: Approximately 90 minutes.

*Tour length may vary depending upon road conditions or traffic.

Boarding Location:

Check in at the Old Town Trolley ticket booth located at 201 Broadway, Nashville, TN 37201.

*Closed on Thanksgiving Day and Christmas Day.